Thursday, March 20, 2008

A letter to number 2

18th of March, 2008

Dear Stool Sample,


I hope that we never have to meet. Why? Because I have a few concerns: 1) Aim. Sure, I have a decent jump shot, but I have no practice aiming that into a small cup. 2) I believe it to be a little awkward giving someone a cup of badness. Some water, sure; hot chocolate, even better; but this, ewwwwwwwww.

In conclusion, people are starting to get sick here. Amebas and parasites. I have been lucky thus far. My host family has had 10 other volunteers live with them – so my house mom knows how to cook and clean everything properly. Most of the volunteers started a little pool, throwing 2 bucks in and whoever is the last to get sick (aka have number two problems) wins the pot-ty (get it? Potty?). People are dropping like fans, the shi** is really hitting the fan – literally. I will let you know how it goes.

Hoping to be number 1 in number 2,

Jimbo

3 comments:

Leddy's said...

This is posting is De mierda (ha ha). Good Luck. Hope you win the pot!

Mom and Dad

Mgleddy said...

good luck with all that!!! :)

Mgleddy said...

P.S. great blog Jimbo!!! I was telling mom that Im really impressed with the way you tell stories. You are soooo funny!! keep up the good work!! :) and it was good to hear your voice the other day :)