V-neck,
The V Neck T-Shirt is without a doubt in the top three greatest inventions of all time. Why? Because it is compatible with every type of dress-code situation that can be thrown at you:
Sunny day? Want to tan but it is not appropriate to take the shirt off? No problem, V-neck gives ample room for the rays to get you looking real good.
Running late to a meeting and are worried about it affecting your professional reputation? Throw on a V-Neck, once your colleagues see that chest-hair peaking over the V of your shirt – they will know that you are serious and mean absolute business. Chest hair doesn’t lie nor does it joke around.
However, if there was an error to the v-neck design I might have found it in El Salvador. While sitting in training I have noticed that I feel a bit… oh what is the word? – exposed. I have paid more attention to this; the normal lower case v that I am accustomed to is turning into an upper case V in bold lettering. This means less shirt, more V, and weird glances my way.
Hand washing my clothes today, I have decided that the overall process stretches the V too far. Which is great to know because out of the 16 t-shirt that I brought, 4 of them are regular t-shirts (saved me stubbs).
Unintentionally revealing myself more and more everyday,
Brittany Spears
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In addition to the shape the "V" in V-neck must stand for versatility. And hand washed Hanes has definitely got some advertising promise.
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